{"id":265,"date":"2014-06-24T08:45:44","date_gmt":"2014-06-24T08:45:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mixingout.com\/blog\/?p=265"},"modified":"2014-06-24T08:45:44","modified_gmt":"2014-06-24T08:45:44","slug":"5-facebook-friends-everybody-nobody-wants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mixingout.com\/blog\/5-facebook-friends-everybody-nobody-wants\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Facebook Friends Everybody Has But Nobody Wants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mixingout.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/hashtag.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-267\" src=\"http:\/\/mixingout.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/hashtag.jpg\" alt=\"hashtag\" width=\"276\" height=\"183\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>1. The #Hashtagger <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">No longer satisfied with Twitter as a means of spreading their pretentious, internet-assembled philosophies, these social media hipsters are now intent on ruining Facebook for everybody too. Trying to remain friends with somebody who constantly uses hashtags on Facebook is like trying to convince yourself that you\u2019re not in a miserable, loveless relationship. Get rid of them now!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>2. The \u2018smashed that meal\u2019 poster <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sometimes they\u2019re \u2018eating clean\u2019 or \u2018bulking like a beast\u2019, but in the end it\u2019s just taking a photo of whatever\u2019s in front of them and letting everybody know they\u2019ve finished their meal &#8211; what are you, six? Need permission to move on to your pudding? Not until you\u2019ve deleted all these pictures from your account, you can\u2019t!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mixingout.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/gym-facebook.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-268 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/mixingout.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/gym-facebook-263x300.jpg\" alt=\"gym-facebook\" width=\"263\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>3. The gym-checker <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Apparently, some people can\u2019t go more than an hour without telling us about their \u2018need to go to the gym and workout\u2019. Let\u2019s just hope they don\u2019t feel the same about going to the toilet &#8211; it all amounts to same thing in our opinion, a load of old\u2026 bowel movements.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>4. The \u2018political selfie\u2019 poster <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">These do-gooders find something different to rant about every week, like picking a T-Shirt, just so they can\u00a0wear it and show it off, in an effort to appear \u2018more enlightened\u2019 in the eyes of their friends. We\u2019re not saying being opinionated is a bad thing, but when you\u2019re doing it for purely narcissistic reasons, it\u2019s about as irritating as posting a selfie.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mixingout.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/facebook-update.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-269\" src=\"http:\/\/mixingout.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/facebook-update.jpg\" alt=\"facebook-update\" width=\"550\" height=\"219\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>5. And our personal favourite <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The older relative who tries to \u2018check-in\u2019 on nephews and nieces by commenting on their most recent posts, rather than just making a new wall post or sending a private message. That\u2019s one sure way to look way cool in front of your friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. The #Hashtagger No longer satisfied with Twitter as a means of spreading their pretentious, internet-assembled philosophies, these social media hipsters are now intent on ruining Facebook for everybody too. Trying to remain friends with somebody who constantly uses hashtags on Facebook is like trying to convince yourself that you\u2019re not in a miserable, loveless [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[22,23],"class_list":["post-265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-for-thought","tag-facebook-friends","tag-friends"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mixingout.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mixingout.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mixingout.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mixingout.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mixingout.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=265"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mixingout.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mixingout.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mixingout.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mixingout.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}